The robot apocalypse has arrived (and it’s 19 years earlier than Arnie said it would be).
Arnold Swartznegger you were wrong. THE FUTURE IS ALREADY HERE.
Look I know I’m a bit slow in that I’ve only just discovered this, but will you look at it? What hope does the human race have when a robot is capable of doing the following TERRIFYING THINGS:
1. DOMINATE ROCKS
2. CARRY ALL YOUR STUFF
JESUS CHRIST THAT’S JUST TOO HELPFUL
3. GO FOR A ROMANTIC STROLL ON THE BEACH
IS THIS THING ITALIAN??
4. BE INDESTRUCTABLE.
EVEN OUR BEST KICKS ARE USELESS OH GOD
So it seems like we have only one option left to ensure the survival of the human race…
We must… MIMIC IT. (oh dear)
It’s been a long day.






Go Mule! I choose you!